We arrived at the very small airport of Walvis Bay to be greeted with a fabulous dance group dressed in pink African costumes and with matching dreadlocks. They weren’t there to meet us after all – but booked to greet 2 Chinese Astronauts later that day. When they arrived, the astronauts ignored the dancers in favour of a photo with a large group of Chinese guys in boiler suits! From Windhoek we loved driving north though the gorgeous Namibian landscape to the Etosha National Park, stopping en route at the Crocodile Ranch Airbnb! Here we met our lovely guide who informed us that crocs don’t have a tongue, don’t make any noise and only eat once a week – we could all learn from them!